The Known Practice of Using Domesticated Bears as Cushions While Drinking
- Little Paper Airplanes
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posted: 26-Jan-2009, 7:40 am
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"Is my white balance off? I know my white balance is off. I hate pictures of myself."
Ah… putting words into the mouths of my cats. Bliss.
posted: 23-Jan-2009, 10:13 am
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Wife: “Look! I’m helping!”
Me: “I know!”
Wife: “Don’t get used to it!”
Me: “I won’t!”
posted: 22-Jan-2009, 1:45 pm
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Lucy, take a memo.
To: The entire food industry.
From: Me.
Subject: Suggested serving sizes.
Text: Fuck you.
Can you read that back to me?
posted: 22-Jan-2009, 12:45 pm
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Still the very best t-shirt have ever owned.
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posted: 22-Jan-2009, 12:01 pm
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